Chapter 1: Is it really all that bad?

Since the beginning of recorded time, man has struggled with the concept of good vs evil, light vs dark. Here at pessimism central control, we are determined to examine this age old question through a different set of glasses in an attempt to quantify this phenomena by showcasing and ranking some of the most awful "creations"(read: abortions) of mediocrity. As there are so many fresh examples of terrible coming on scene daily, the rankings created hereafter may be subject to change as worse examples make themselves apparent.....